Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my Cuisinart to keep
I pray my stocks are on the rise
And that my analyst is wise
That all the wine I sip is white
And that my hot tub’s watertight
That pickelball won’t get too tough
That all my sushi’s fresh enough
I pray that my smart phone still works
That my career won’t lose its perks
My microwave won’t radiateMy condo won’t depreciate
I pray my health club doesn’t close
And that my money market grows
If I go broke before I wake
I pray my Volvo they won’t take.

By Steven Farrar

When YOU are really honest with YOURSELF, how many of the above intentions might find their way into YOUR prayers?

DEAR GOD, I KNOW I AM NOT PERFECT, BUT I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME ANYWAY!

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